Idea For Two Dogs

I have long thought that–were I to have two dogs (and abandoned all loyalty to appearances)–I should name them Princess and Fucker.

Both names are trite, and certainly neither is very creative, but I think that they become something kind of special when put together.

I can imagine loving a ‘Fucker’ more than a ‘Princess’, incidentally. Both are names that one might casually assign in the course of an oath or criticism, but where Princess-types have typically done no more than display a little self-interest to earn their title, Fucker is personal. Fucker has got under your skin; and whereas we all know it’s an easy walk from love to hate, Fucker & you are probably in it for the long haul. Meanwhile, Princess begs for scraps at the neighbors’ back door like as if she didn’t just lick your bowl clean; believe it.

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2 Comments on “Idea For Two Dogs”

  1. Contributing Factor Says:

    I would name my CHILDREN that.

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